Emeritus
$9.60 – $24.00
Emeritus is a cunning blend of 60% Green Maeng Da, 38% White Maeng Da, and 2% (7% Black Diamond MIT Extract). Steady yet electrifying, it moves like a ritual chant—sharp, bold, and unforgettable. Can you hear the rumble?
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Ah, my darling devotee, gather close and let me weave you a tale of unholy decadence! Emeritus doesn’t merely rise—no, no—it erupts like a damned symphony of elated delirium! This isn’t some run-of-the-mill Halloween blend—the beginning of December demands something far louder. While Mariah Carey broods in her tinsel-wrapped tomb, preparing her annual auditory siege, we are crafting something far more… sacrilegious.
Picture an eldritch cardinal who’s forsaken divine doctrine for diabolical delight, gripping a chalice of sin potent enough to shatter sanctity itself! The components? Oh, they’re no mere ingredients. They are the cast in our nocturnal opera!
Green Maeng Da—the steadfast backbone, murmuring of ancient rites and forgotten mysteries.
White Maeng Da—the rebellious acolyte, surging in with leather-clad defiance and an electric charge.
And Black Diamond Extract? The maestro in the shadows, orchestrating it all from the obsidian void.
This isn’t a blend. It’s a performance. A heavy metal masterpiece. ‘Can you hear the rumble?
NOTE: Consult your doctor before use if you have health conditions, take medications, or are breastfeeding. Must be 21+ to purchase. Shipping is not available to restricted states/counties.
This blend is inspired by Ghost and their theatrical artistry. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by the band.
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Laura Veiga (verified owner) –
I was SOexcited to try this blend because of how it was compared to Scream Queen. So far, it is freaking AMAZING! It packs a little punch at first but mellows out and lasts a while. The quality of powder is exceptional. I expect nothing less from Candis. She IS the Blend Queen.
Caroline Giuseppe (verified owner) –
Amazing blend! Just a tip to anyone thinking of buying; you may want to adjust your doses because it hits hard and fast. I’ve been up, down and all around, but in the most blissful way possible. I don’t think I’d have it with coffee again. Lol! If you like faster, energetic blends that mellow out over time, this is the blend for you.
Michael Brooks (verified owner) –
Its pretty similar to Scream Queen but packages a little extra punch with the energy. I prefer it to Scream Queen and hope it becomes a main product. I don’t know if it’s because I’m close to the vendor but it arrived next day. 5/5 stars from me.